Przeróbka "Complicated" - Avril Lavigne /http://avrillavigne.bee.pl/

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To jest taki news ode mnie,nie ściągnęłam go z żadnej strony Very Happy

Zespół Wierd Al Yankovich nagrał piosenkę "Constipated" która jest parodią piosenki Avrilki "Complicated".
Linku do tej piosenki nie mam,ale można ją ściągnąć na Emule lub BearShare Smile

Mistrz

Prónuję sciagnąć na ODC ;D Jak znajdziesz, to weź na sendspace czy gdzieś przerzuć...

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Oki;P

Mistrz

Jaki długi i sensowny post ;P

nie mogę nigdzie znaleźć tej piosenki, pomocy! ;P

EDIT:
znalazłam tylko słowa...

uh-uh fart like this
uh-uh uh-uh thats the way i fart
so just fart like this

hey man, whatcha lookin' at
sit down, it will come out soon
and if you could only let it be
you will see it
i hate the stupid way it sounds
when you have to take a crap
and your talking to the person in
the next stall

someone trying to
just remove poop
but its being held back
and I cant relax
Im trying to get through
but I cant because you see
tell me

why'd you have to go and make me so constipated
i see the way your puttin' ex-lax in my food gets me frustrated
It hurts like this
cause you try,
and you die,
'cause it dont,
go to the bowl
but it dont come out now
easily
this would be
if i had watched you

Days pass, and the pressure mounts
i don't think, that a wet fart counts
that poo's hard and very fat you see
it's makin' me
yell out when i move my bowels
surely, you have heard the howls
you know, i'm not dropping anything
when it's become

something that's round, and big and brown
i'm hurting my crack, i need some ex-lax
i'm trying to pass a stool, the size of a pool you see
help me

why'd you have to go and make me so constipated
i see the way your puttin' ex-lax in my food gets me frustrated
It hurts like this
cause you try,
and you die,
'cause it dont,
go to the bowl
but it dont come out now
easily
this would be
if i had watched you

Give up, watcha pushing for?
Sit back, we've all been bunged before
and if you could only stick with pee, you will see

something that's round, and big and brown
i'm hurting my crack, i need some ex-lax
i'm trying to pass a stool, the size of a pool you see
help me

why'd you have to go and make me so constipated
i see the way your puttin' ex-lax in my food gets me frustrated
It hurts like this
cause you try,
and you die,
'cause it dont,
go to the bowl
but it dont come out now
easily
this would be
if i had watched you
oh-oh-oh

Edit po raz drugi:

znalzłam jakieś fanvideo Naruto, a w tle leci właśnie ta oto piosenke ;] Miłego słuchania:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkIxf_izWMY

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Ha ha ha ;P

O,fajnie że znalazłaś tekst Very Happy

Tylko ta piosenka z teledysku brzmi trochę inaczej niż przeróbka tego zespołu Wink

EDIT

Właśnie ładuję na sendspace piosenkę o którą mi tu chodzi Smile

EDIT 2

Znałazłam poprawny tekst piosenki Conspitated;)

Uh huh, extra cheese.

Uh huh, uh huh, save a piece for
me.

Pizza party at your house,

I went just to
check it out.

19 extra larges,

What a shame, no one
came.

Just us, eatin' all alone,

You said take
the pizza home.

No sense lettin' all this go to
waste,

So then I faced

Pizza all day, and
everyday, there's cheese round the clock,

It's
gettin' me blocked, And I sure don't care, for

irregularity.

Tell me,

Why'd you have to
go and make me so constipated?

Cos' right now I'd
do anything to just get my bowels evacuated,

In the
bathroom.

I sit and I wait and I strain and I sweat and I
clench and I

feel the pain

Oh, should've taken
laxatives or had my colon irrigated.

No, no, no.

I was feelin' pretty down,

'Til my girlfriend
came around.

We're just so alike in every way, I gotta
say.

In fact, I just thought I might,

pop the question
there that night.

I was kissing her so tenderly,

But
woe is me.

Who would have guessed, her family
crest.

I suddenly spy, tattoo'd on her thigh.

And
son of a gun, it's just like the one on me.

Tell
me.

How was I supposed to know we were both
related?

Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never
would have

dated.

What to do now?

Should I go
ahead and propose and get hitched and have kids with

11
toes,

And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is
tolerated.

No, no, no.

(no no no)

Ooh, I had so much on my mind,

I thought maybe I'd
unwind.

Try out that new roller coaster ride,

And the
guide...

Said not to stand, but that's a
demand,

That I couldn't meet, I got on my feet,

And stood up instead and knocked off my head you see.

Tell me.

Why'd I have to go and get myself
decapitated?

This really is a major inconvenience, oh man I
really hate it.

It's such a drag now.

I
can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore, I
can't belch or

yodel anymore,

Can't spit or
blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated.

Oh no!

Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated?

I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me
irritated.

What a bummer.

I can't blink, I
can't cough, I can't sneeze.

But my neck is
enjoying a pleasant breeze now.

Haven't been the same
since my head and I were separated.

No, no, no.

EDIT 3

A tu >> [link widoczny dla zalogowanych]
macie link do ściągnięcia Wink

Mistrz mistrzów

Słyszalm ten kawalek jest cool smieszny

Mistrz

A to jeszcze inna ;] To przy okazji mamy dwie parodie ;P

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No tak,dwie ;P Może się znajdzie jeszcze jakaś trzecia;P xD

Mistrz

O tak, za chwile całe forum pójdzie na google i zacznie szukać ;D

Ramona, nie mogę ściągneć tej piosenki...

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Taak ;D

Kurcze...A masz Emule?Ja z niego ściągałam tą piosenkę xD Może Ci się uda z niego ściągnąć? Smile

Mistrz

Nie mam, bo jest niebezpieczny [mówią: ściagaj z osiołka - spodziewaj się policji xD]

ale spróbuję

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A jak będę coś ściągać z BearShare to też mam się spodziewać policji? xD Bo tam też jest;]

EDIT

No tak,zapomniałam że mogę też wgrać tą piosenkę na serwer który mam na Interii Razz

Tutaj link do piosenki:
[link widoczny dla zalogowanych](Avril%20Lavigne%20Parody).mp3

No tak,tylko trzeba to jeszcze ściągnąć na swój serwer xD I znów mamy kłopot xP

Mistrz

Nie, idzie normalnie.

A to z Policja to taki żart Wink

Bo niedawno było coś takiego, ze policja chodziła itp

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Heh;)

A,to dobrze Smile

Nareszcie się udało Very Happy

Mistrz

A jakby co to ja senspace zalinkowałam:
[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]